Going Back to School

Richard | January 24, 2008

Hello?
Yes, I’d like to enroll in the Fulton County Schools After-School “learning program.” (finger quotes added in private.)
Yes, we’ve had a lot of interest. What is your child’s name?
Who said anything about children. I’d like to expand my knowledge and I could use the extra cash.
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The Fulton County Schools will soon run a pilot program [...]

Of Chapped Lips

Richard | January 2, 2008

‘Tis the season to be jolly. Crap. It’s over. Back to the real world. No longer am I able to sleep in and not write. No longer can I start a movie at midnight and start the next one at two a.m. Nope. The alarm went off at 6:40 this morning.
Now, here I sit, [...]